Wednesday 19 March 2014

Music Rants - Packaging



Anyone remember the classic albums, like Emerson Lake and Palmer's Brain Salad Surgery? Or how about Jethro Tull's Thick As a Brick? As well as being excellent music, they also had some insanely cool covers and packaging that were more memorable than most bands are. If you haven't guessed it already, my first music rant is about... packaging.

Eventually the classic albums gave way to cassette tapes, which were way to small to ever have cool packaging like the albums of old. In all fairness, I love cassette tapes, I grew up using them (I was born in 1992 and the first portable music device I used was a Sony Walkman, when I was somewhere around 8-10) and I still have a couple tapes and a tape player. Even though I immediately associate tapes with the 80s, and I think that albums from that period just feel right on tapes, they simply weren't as tangible or interesting to look at, like the old albums. If the lyrics were printed on the tape's packaging, then the print was too small to read, and albums were these huge masterpieces... they were works of art in a way, especially since they were about as big as a normal canvass.

Eventually cassettes were scrapped in favor of the more durable (and technically better sound quality) compact discs. Something was certainly gained when CDs came into play, since they were basically mini versions of albums. The packaging was bigger, you could read the lyrics if they were printed in the booklets, and you actually got booklets. Some bands just stayed lazy and printed the lyrics on a black background, with white text, and that was it, but some bands added cool artwork on every page, which you'd have to actually open the booklet to see. In this period some, but not all, of the coolness of packaging came back into the industry. Just from going into my CD collection, I can say that bands like Psychotic Waltz had really amazing artwork in the booklets (any band described as progressive hippie metal would have to have cool artwork), Steel Prophet actually printed the song meanings in Book of the Dead's booklet, and Symphony X has put some cool artwork in their albums to.
Some of the coolest ideas for albums I've ever seen (I mean packaging, not the amazing music) are fairly recent. Kamelot's recent album Silverthorn came with a story book, that told the tale of the album in a short story format, which is a cool idea. Another is Annihilator's recent album Feast (it has some amazing music in it), which has a 3-D cover and some really cool artwork, plus there's a second CD which has re-recorded versions of classic Annihilator songs.



Radiohead's newspaper album wasn't completely original, like they said, but at least they brought the idea back to the industry (and it's a really neat idea in the first place).



Now I move onto the digital era of music, where tangibility has died and the music industry really doesn't seem to care much about bringing it back. People still sell CDs, and people still buy them, I think it's close to 55/45 in favor of digital, but I haven't checked the stats recently (probably closer to 60/40). People actually still buy albums and cassettes, but it's still digital's era. Some bands have embraced the internet and what it can do for them, I mean look at YouTube, bands and artists post songs in the early stages, live recordings and just about anything that can get on camera (within reason... we hope).
One band that I think did a great job with their online presence was Amon Amarth, for the album Deceiver of The Gods. They let you put your email, and name, onto a mailing list on their Deciever of The Gods micro site, and it gave you a viking name (Cnut was the one I got), and it let you choose your side between Thor and Loki (so good, who actually all lose at Ragnarok if memory serves, and evil, who cause Ragnarok), then you get a little clip of a documentary of the band, talking about the Loki or Thor side of things. With the email list, you also get all the typical emails about new songs posted online, pre-order links and touring schedules (which reminds me, I should go see them when they come back to Toronto next). In general I find that artists with Metalblade have a pretty good idea of how to use the online world to their advantages (the label themselves do some cool things to, like the Slagel Show).

Some bands really just don't try to engage fans and keep them excited, which is disappointing, and they're the ones who either make millions because they're a pop star, or they speak out against the digital era because they don't sell their music well. I won't go into too much detail here, or name names, because people know exactly what I mean when I say that some bands are exceptionally lazy. Well, I'll list some things anyway; they put out an album and put their music on Itunes and they think that that's all they have to do, they put no effort into the packaging because 'people will just download the music anyways, so why bother?', they completely reject the internet and the potential that's there, they think that digital is the be all and end all so they don't release anything in hard-copy formats (and they don't do anything unique with the digital either), and so on and so forth.

I've ranted enough about packaging and the efforts, or lack there of, that there are. As an advertising student I learned that you have to come up with some suggestions for what to do about an issue, rather than just pick at it all the time, so here's my list of ways bands can actually live in the digital age, but still create something unique and cool in terms of packaging.

1. Don't Be Lazy
- It shouldn't have to be said, but it needs to be said. If a band just slapped together songs and just said 'meh, good enough, who cares' then those bands would make it nowhere. The same should be said for packaging, don't just put the lyrics in the booklet, or even worse put up a link to where the lyrics can be found. Put some artwork in the booklets, if you're releasing it only online, then put time into a nice pdf booklet, complete with artwork, lyrics, information and links (to the band site, or a hidden site or video that can only be accessed through the link)... it'll make people care about the packaging if you add something cool to it. Actually, someone should make their digital booklet an online comic book because that would be cool (Steel Prophet have said that their new album's booklet will read like a comic book, but making one for an album would be awesome). If your band say decides to make the packaging a coffin, and the artwork within depicts the downward spiral of a person, until they reach the grave (or if it depicts a vampire story - and the music supports that story -of course), then the digital side could be the same thing, but the digital booklet could include animations and movement (where the hard-copy one probably couldn't).

2. Don't Do Something Because Everyone Else Is Doing It
- It's like our parents said, 'if everyone else jumped off a bridge...' In this case it's more about the fact that, if everyone is doing a newspaper album, or a comic book album, then your's won't stand out and be unique (like your music is... hopefully). If everyone is making newspaper albums, then do a gate fold. If they're making a 3-D album, then make the packaging a pop-up book. If everyone's doing being lazy, then you've got a great chance to break through with some effort and creative thinking.

3. Look To The Past
- Inspiration can always come from what's been done, but hasn't been done much recently. Again, I point to the gate fold and newspaper albums. One thing to do to keep the digital side up with the hard-copy side would be to make the album a gate fold (so pony up a little more for cool packaging), then design the digital booklet to be like a gate fold (so it opens like one, and it's like going through a gate fold, just online).

4. Don't Get Carried Away
- budgets are what they are, and you probably shouldn't try something that is well outside your means, because insanely unique packaging can be cool but expensive to make in large runs (hence why Annihilator's Feast album only went with the 3-D cover, which still makes it stand out). It's always better to do a little bit well than try something way to complex that probably won't work out very well.

5. Have Fun and Do What Works For You
- I could come up with insanely cool ideas for bands to use for packaging forever, but it doesn't mean that they are the right ideas. A band/artist that really doesn't like comics shouldn't do a comic book album, one that hates gate folds shouldn't use one. I get that completely, bands are essentially brands and they have different personas/personalities, and they should play to those personalities in their packaging.

It's all about marketing and packaging makes a real difference (I'm not kidding when I say that the Vodka industry is actual proof that branding/packaging makes a huge impact)... so I struggle to understand why so many artists and labels are lazy about the packaging and why they don't try a different approach (a creative approach) to make music tangible (even though digital is never truly tangible, trying to make it so is better than doing nothing) and to make the experience of each album unforgettably amazing.

By the way, if any labels see this and want to give me an interview (may even a job), then I'd be very happy to share all my thoughts and advice with them (plus it would help put that advertising diploma to good use).

An Update

It's been a very long time since I've posted on here, mostly because I just forgot to post anything and I've been getting caught up recently with my other blog (throughhellandhighwatertales.blogspot.com), and I've been trying to find a job (to no avail). Over all that time I got to thinking that, maybe, I shouldn't just be talking about CDs and songs and all that, I should start to rant a little more on things that I care about, still in the realm of music. This is why I'm calling this post an update, because it's an update on what I plan to do with this blog from now on. 

I doubt many people will ever read anything on this blog, since the web address isn't exactly unique enough, and I really haven't found my unique voice at all. If you look at my other posts, they may have my opinions, but they really just look like the same things you could read anywhere else in the world. I mean, top __ lists, basic album reviews, and the fact that I really have only given one negative review (I feel very justified in giving out that review to). Other than just listening to CDs and songs, I go to concerts, watch live DVDs (and concerts via YouTube), watch music videos (via YouTube), play guitar, play bass, write music, attempt to record music (attempt to sing on occasion) and I live in the world of digital downloads but I don't really like it... I spent three years of my life learning advertising and marketing (plus a semester or two in high school) and, when I look at the music industry, I see countless labels and even more bands who aren't keeping up with the times, and who simply just don't put in any effort to make selling music an experience. Sure, we don't get the gate fold sleeves (ELPs Brain Salad Surgery comes to mind immediately) anymore because cds/cd cases are really too small to use them, and we live in an age where music has become intangible ('you can't touch an mp3' is the standard line) and people don't want to support artists, they just want to get free stuff and then expect that artists will make the money to keep doing what they do, which really kills the music industry because all the hard-working/amazing bands get screwed, and the cheap/generic garbage of the modern era keeps going on and on and on.

Well, I'd better save that passion for later posts, because I really think that I just need to scream at the industry a little, and the world a lot. I guess this little update turned into a rant, but it still counts as an update to me, because I've just said all the things I'd like to rant about on here, and maybe YouTube (but I'll hold off on that one for now). One thing I really want to do is to talk about bands that reviewers always gloss over because they aren't big enough, within whatever genre they're in. So, if anyone out there is in a band (or is a solo artist) and wants me to take a listen and then talk about the music and what they are doing, then go ahead and ask me. Who cares who's listening, everyone could ignore me until the end of time, but I think that the music industry needs to change, good music needs to get out there, and I'm willing to scream, even if no one's listening.

Saturday 25 May 2013

Driving Songs

Some of the songs here are about driving, some aren't, but all of them are ones that I have fun driving to. Some of these songs make me want to put my foot down, roll down every window and scream the words until I can't speak anymore. Because of the type of list this is I really couldn't narrow it down past my 30 most favorite driving songs, so this is my top 30 driving songs.

Number 30
Out For Blood by Icarus Witch
I don't know why this is fun to drive to, maybe because the riffs are great and screaming "out! for! blood!" with the windows down and the stereo cranked is really fun, especially when driving around busy roads and areas.

Number 29
Lucky Man by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
The video quality isn't the best, but it sums up the reason this song made the list... the synth solo.

Number 28
Fire Woman by The Cult
This song is great to listen to in general and makes me want to drive real fast or at least for hours on end with this song on repeat.

Number 27
Superheros by Edguy
There's just an energy to this song that is great for driving the open roads.

Number 26
Bad Guys Wear Black
Every now and again a nice simple heavy metal song is needed, I really love cranking this if I'm driving down town late at night... the people going to nightclubs on the other hand may not fully appreciate the song when I do so.

Number 25
Escape by Metallica
Read the lyrics and you'll know why this made the list.

Number 24
Public Enemy Number 1 by Megadeth
What can I say, songs about being a wanted criminal are great to drive to.

Number 23
Stand Up and Shout
It's energetic, it's going a million miles an hour outta the gates and it's Dio... need I say more

Number 22
Keep Your Hands to Yourself by the Georgia Satellites
This song is just to fun not to be included. Plus I love listening to southern rock and blues based stuff when I'm driving.

Number 21
Shake The House Down by Molly Hatchet
Like I said, southern rock is fun to drive to.

Number 20
Black Betty by ZZ Top
It has a great beat and some great riffs.

Number 19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js1ieU1ubXA

King of The Highway by Astral Doors
If I could get it up here like the other it'd be easier to listen to, but it's just an amazing song to drive to. Great song about hitting the open road with a bike.

Number 18
Highway Star by Deep Purple
Just simply awesome.

Number 17
Flirtin With Disaster by Molly Hatchet
Is it at all surprising Molly Hatchet made the list twice. They wrote some amazing songs and I would recommend them as a great band to listen to while driving.

Number 16
Sweet Devil's Kiss by Devil Train
Solid riffs, great rhythm section and just a great song all around. They also covered American Woman and the video is similar to this one in one obvious way (and I'm certainly not complaining, the band writes great songs and the videos are fun to watch).

Number 15
Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top
Like Molly Hatchet, I suggest ZZ Top as a band to listen to while driving. The music seems like it's perfect for driving a sports car with the roof down.

Number 14
Coming Through by Killer Dwarfs
It's got great riffs, great lyrics and singing, and attitude. Plus if you happen to already yell this at traffic, playing this song makes it seem like you don't have road rage... you're singing along to a great Oshawa rock band's song.

Number 13
Swords & Tequila by Riot
NWOBHM is also a great genre to crank on the car stereo. Fast paced, great riffs, great singing and just a great song.

Number 12
Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight by Spinal Tap
It's Spinal Tap, either you agree or you think I'm nuts for cranking this on the roads.

Number 11
Running Free by Iron Maiden
I know Tap should always be at 11, but this song is soo much fun to drive to, so it just had to take this spot.

Number 10
Breaking The Law by Judas Priest
I don't know why but songs about breaking the law are great to drive to, and this is one is king of all law breaking songs.

Number 9
Four-Wheel Drive by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Songs about cars and driving were pretty much a guarantee here, and this great Canadian band wrote some great ones.

Number 8
Slow Ride by Foghat
It's the guitars and the drums.

Number 7
Layla by Derek & The Dominos
Great guitar riffs (it's Clapton so that was a given), great energy and a classic among classics.

Number 6
Heading Out On The Highway
Judas Priest wrote some of the catchiest metal tunes and this one is an obvious choice for this list.

Number 5
Detroit Rock City by Kiss
I can't not drive to this, it's just a fun song that has some great riffs (the bass has some really cool parts in this one).

Number 4
More Than A Feeling by Boston
Anyone who saw that commercial with the convertible driving off into the horizon, top down, with this song playing over it knows exactly why it's here (and this high up the list).

Number 3
Scuttle Buttin by Stevie Ray Vaughan
Sometimes a fast blues tune without any lyrics can make you forget your speedometer exists, I know it has for me (thankfully I came back to reality just in time to slow down).

Number 2
Born To Be Wild by Steppenwolf
There couldn't be a list without this song, simple as that.

Number 1
Radar Love by Golden Earing
I've found myself singing along to this song from the bass line to the guitar line to the vocals (of course). To be honest, I've sounded something like Homer Simpson singing it, except with the correct lyrics. This song is just to fun to sing to and drive to not to be number 1 on this driving songs list.


There you have it and feel free to put down your favorite driving songs in the comments section. By the way, as an added bonus I'll put the video for the top one not to make this list right below...